Your best is an idiot! Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso!
Can we have Bender Burgers again? Then we’ll go with that data file! What kind of a father would I be if I said no? You know, I was God once. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. It’s a T. It goes “tuh”.
- Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.
- Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
- Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. I’m Santa Claus! Well, thanks to the Internet, I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
- Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
- I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.
- One hundred dollars.